A full review of Dekker’s new book is coming. Actually, it’s more of a scathing flogging of Dekker’s new book. Until then, here’s what I’ve read/am reading of late:

Brutal. Hilarious. Sobering. I won’t read Slaughterhouse Five again, but I’m glad to have read it once. All the happy parts make you cry. All the sad parts make you giggle. It’s that kind of bitter satire. I only laughed at four separate parts, but each time it was (1) aloud (2) for minutes at a time (3) terribly unexpected (4) prompting my wife to come in and ask, “What’s so funny?”

“It’s Vonnegut.”

Started reading Hemmingway and was surprised (though I’m not sure why) at hisbrilliance. There was obviously a reason he won the Nobel. His humor is both generic and intelligent, alternating between the two to fashion a very honest, very thought-provoking read. I’d definitely recommend The Sun Also Rises.

Bacon’s Essays are drag. ing. their. feet. His stuff is wonderful when it comes to practical advice, but I feel like I’m reading two-hundred pages of how-to articles on random subjects that I may or may not be interested. The result? A significant roadblock in my Harvard Classic read-through. Don’t start with Bacon. Whatever you do. His name does not represent the same immediate-gratification-buzz I feel from the meat variety of the same name.

TrueFaced has good moments, but at the end of the day, the language is still the same jumbled wreck put out by evangelicals trying to make a buck off a drooling market. It’s frustrating because I want to enjoy this book for more than the concepts – for the writing as well. It’s not letting me.

I’m reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire excerpts and the Book of Ephesians as well. The former’s filling in questions I’ve had for awhile. The latter is restoring my soul with truth about who I am.

More to come…

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  1. JRD Skinner

    I’m a huge Vonnegut fan – have you read Hocus Pocus? It’s no Slaughterhouse Five, but the two work oddly in tandem, despite the decades of difference between them.

    1. lanceschaubert

      Me too (now)!

      I haven’t, but I’ll put it at the top of my Vonnugut list next to BOC. Thanks for the recommendation, and for stoppin’ by.

      much love.

  2. logankstewart

    I’m interested to see your “scathing flogging” of Dekker. I’ll keep my thoughts in reserve until then, but a flogging is generous…

    1. lanceschaubert

      Well hopefully it will be neither too hot, nor too cold, but just right. I want to be honest and helpful with all of my criticism, so I hope I don’t overstep my bounds, but I’m beginning to get frustrated.

      Have you already read Forbidden?

      1. logankstewart

        Nope. I gave up on Dekker after Green.

        As for Vonnegut, I highly recommend Cat’s Cradle. It’s definitely my favorite of his works.

        1. lanceschaubert

          Haha. I’ve heard that a lot. Actually, this is the first Dekker I’ve ever read. It might be the last.

          I’ve heard a great deal about that one as well. Is that the one with the ice-weapon?

    2. lanceschaubert

      Here you go: Forbidden by Ted Dekker

  3. logankstewart

    Yep. Ice-nine. Clever, that. And there’s also some crazy religion called Bokononism. I read it pre-Slaughterhouse, and I think that gave me a different feel when I read the journey of Billy Pilgrim. Definitely check it out. It’s very… Vonnegut.

    1. lanceschaubert

      Sweet. I’ll have to add it on my to-reads on goodreads.

      Thanks so much! And thanks, as always, for stopping by!

  4. doberman

    MMmmmmmmm. Bacon.

    1. lanceschaubert

      haha. you and piper bayard love your bacon.

  5. doberman

    Or perahps..
    Hmmmmm, Bacon?

    1. lanceschaubert

      though this is funny too.

  6. doberman

    perhaps!

  7. doberman

    Lance: Definitely avoid ever doing a “The Sun Also Rises” drink-n-read, (drink what they do while reading the novel).
    I do not know anyone who has ever tried it, but I always remember how amazed I was at the amount of consumption and the ability to stay lucid in that novel. Hey, I guess that is why it is FICTIONAL but who knows with Hemingway. Haw.

    1. lanceschaubert

      HAHAHA. Will NOT do. Thanks for the warning. Sounds terrible, and I hate headaches, so I’ll stay away from that.

      Very funny.



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