i'm bad at photoshop but barbacoa

I’m Bad at Photoshop, but: Barbacoa

Picture a soccer mom. She is wearing a purple sweater. She has tightly cropped hair and a hankering to speak to your manager. She is fresh from the monthly PTA meeting and still wearing her name tag. 

“My Name Is BARB”

“Barb” is written professionally aggressive with a smiley face next to it. Barb won every argument. She reigns with a bedazzled fist. Now she is at Chipotle and wants your manager to explain what exactly is in this “Barb-uh-co-uh”

I’m bad at photoshop but imagine Barb standing in a slow cooker with her purple sweater, professionally aggressive name tag, and tightly cropped hair except now she has the head of a cow. She’s Barbacoa.


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