Category: humor
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Final Thoughts
The flash of the nuke’s impact enveloped Carl’s eyes to a point of near total blindness. It was all done now. The war had been finished without a true victor. His eyes settled enough for him to witness the world’s end before him. He breathed with a frightened quiver as he saw the shockwave from…
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Meet a Girl at a Bar
You meet a girl at a bar. Here’s how it goes. You came for the gig straight after work because that’s your deal. You work, listen to some music, sleep, repeat. Sometimes you don’t eat but you do your three albums a day like musician does practice. So you go to the gig. Alone. Like…
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I’m Bad at Photoshop, but: Barbacoa
Picture a soccer mom. She is wearing a purple sweater. She has tightly cropped hair and a hankering to speak to your manager. She is fresh from the monthly PTA meeting and still wearing her name tag. “My Name Is BARB” “Barb” is written professionally aggressive with a smiley face next to it. Barb won every…
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Mp3 Experiment 15 in Brooklyn Bridge Park by Improv Everywhere
Tara and I participated in this years mp3 experiment by improv everywhere. It involved a TON of people, a lot of noise and awkwardness, and a lot of laughs. I’ll give a free copy of OF GODS AND GLOBES to anyone that can find us in the video:
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Stan Freberg Banana Boat (DAY-O)
Stan Freberg Banana Boat (DAY-O) is a parody of the original Banana Boat song. Thanks to Fred Heumann for the find.
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Bigly and Tweets : a scatological social media puppet show
Thanks to Ise for introducing me to Bigly and Tweets. If you’re in the mood for a bit of scatological humor based on actual tweets You Know Who sent out, you might want to watch this new puppet series which features Tweet’s hairpiece Bigly commenting on Tweet’s tweets. You know, cause everyone tweets while on the toilet: Bigly and…
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Policemen “Commandeered” Several Kayaks. Wait. What?!
Here in Penn Station waiting for my morning train I heard an absurd news report. Apparently a private plane crashed into the Long Island sound and local police executed a rescue mission. Now I don’t doubt the bravery of these men and should emphasize my gratitude, but a word needs to be said on the…