Tap and Die is a 90’s action story full of characters like Jack who use wands and lava gloves and staves instead of guns on the set of an epic fantasy world. I’m releasing it serially over the course of 6 months — the first 25% is FREE and the rest requires a subscription: if you subscribe for at least 3 months, I will send you a hard copy before the book releases even if you don’t finish the story.
“Good evening, fellow dogs,” the Klūhman man in black said to the screaming guests. It calmed some down, but increased the volume and pitch of others. Folks ran around, great ribbons and streamers of colors trailing behind them.
“Chea!” he shouted.
The room stilled.
“Fellow mongrels, we shall be done here shortly. Your party shall resume tomorrow morning.”
A very short, very fat, very red-faced dignitary said, “Kidnapping? A ransom for us from our nations? Because I can tell you if that is the case we take a solemn—”
“Oath to die, yes, dear mutt, I am aware.”
“Then what?”
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