Two Approaches to Art

If art’s an island, then you can get to her by two approaches.

The first is the most common direction, the direction that seems most obvious, the broad way. Everyone who survived this direction once erected a lighthouse to persuade people from all over to enter by that side of the island. That house, if you look close enough, emits an alabaster green light, eldritch and perfidious. Like the isle in The Most Dangerous Game, the light stands priapic atop a brobdingnagian crag over a bay known for disaggregating schooners and brigs alike. Those who sail that way, sail by pertinacious resolve and exhausting effort. They forfend criticisms, attacks, spires, hoping to slalom through boulders to the wall. Cynicism eventuates as they watch peer after peer bemire into the depths alongside them. The field narrows until they, as true artists, navigate to the end of the line, only to find their precious momentum meet stonewall in marvelous allision, smashing their ships asunder. Few survive the night, what with the storm, the dead around the wreck, the despair within, excoriation without. Those who perdure, climb the wall. Those who keep from falling off the mossy rocks assemble on the cliff with all who lived through that weary life of disenchantment. They haul heavy burdens of stone and pile higher their ghastly tower. Most travel that cynical way. Few endure. Those who do stiffen their necks, harden their hearts, clot off the spirit in their veins and freeze the fire in their bones until they’ve forgotten how to face the island and see what’s inside. Their life is that broken bay, nothing more.

Few find the second way. It’s hard to see with all the pricey sails marching into the bay. In fact, there’s no means to sail the second way. To get there, you must row and row slow between a tall rock and a whirlpool. Sailboats’d get stuck, but a rowboat can fit. You’ll come around the long way until you’re rowing up from the south. You’ll see another light, a truer light kindled on a mound of stones. It’s a beacon, and old fire—the same that lit the camps where your father’s fathers circled to tell the first stories. That fire calls you home. White shores will throw back a truer white. Your eyes, if you ask them to see, will see the greenest of greens in palm and fern. Water feels bluer, though it’s made of the same stuff as in that sardonic bay. The difference is in the rowing—the slow way gives pause to pilgrims, and those who set their hearts on pilgrimage and not pride find themselves blessed with a world of color, local sound, caresses and fierce smells. When your ship lands, you’ll find yourself tired but not from pain. Rather, the work brought pleasure out of pain, wonder out of labor—aches feel like afterglow. You can moor your boat on a bed of sand and walk barefoot around the island wherever you please. You can even check on those poor souls manning the lighthouse, but they’ll write you off or tune you out. Fruit, waterfalls, beds of clover are yours for the savoring—all there is grace, naught is due you. You’ve landed at what looks something like wonder, feels something like joy, but the only way to bring it back to the world is to tell them the story of what happened to you.

Two ways—the forthright, disillusioned direction of the bay or the wonderful, round about way of the southern shore—lead to art. One always looks without.

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The other ever looks within.


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  1. Doberman

    Reading the first portion was like chewing rocks!

    1. lanceschaubert

      Good. It should be.

  2. Doberman

    Lighthouses were erected as a warning to stay away actually.

    1. lanceschaubert

      Yeah, there should be irony there.

  3. Doberman

    Okay, I am confused. LOL!

  4. Doberman

    I guess I am not wild about the use of boats, and navigation. Is this a Christian post?

    1. lanceschaubert

      Nah, it’s how I feel about art of late.

  5. Doberman

    With all due respect, of course.

    1. lanceschaubert

      Glad you added that in. I hope to high heaven it doesn’t feel like Christianese, but rather like Pretensionese.

  6. Doberman

    What is the secret. You had to have been writing the first section with big ole clunky 50 cent words for a reason! I am going to see the King Tut exhibit after munching some halal Indian food. Yummeh! Not driving, taking public transportation with friends. Should be very fun!

    Pertinacious!!!

    1. lanceschaubert

      Like I said yesterday, the first section should feel pretentious, boring, slogging through it like someone forced me to write that way.

      The latter half’s closer to my normal voice, something I keep rowing to find. It’s a post about finding your voice, finding yourself rather than the version of you other people hope to superimpose on your life.

      Specifically with art.

      1. Doberman

        Well, I am glad it was meant to be that way, I was a bit alarmed by the first section. “Oh no, Lance is losing it!” (;-) Then in the second section I was relieved…at first. Then I thought about it way too much and got all tired. So, yeah, the tweets were helpful. As is the post above.

        1. lanceschaubert

          Well good, I’m glad. This is where Mark Scott would talk about “author’s intended meaning” and all of that.

          But I might be loosing it too. ;D

          Looks like, on the whole, I failed in my primary job:

          “Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn’t mean anything else. Take great pains to be clear. Remember that though you start by knowing what you mean, the reader doesn’t, and a single ill-chosen word may lead him to a total misunderstanding. In a story it is terribly easy just to forget that you have not told the reader something that he wants to know – the whole picture is so clear in your own mind that you forget that it isn’t the same in his.”

          – C.S. Lewis

  7. Doberman

    Yeah! Listen to CS Lewis *cracks whip*. KIDDING!!!! I was probably in a Very. Serious. Mood. when I first read it, so I thought you were mixing Hemingway/Fitzgerald and Swift together. Normally I thinkI would get it, or even laugh. But I have been rather intense lately. It is that time of year. I am taking a break and visiting friends in Oregon on Labor Day weekend…should be a blast!

    1. lanceschaubert

      Hahaha, in a way, I suppose I was mixing Hemingway/Fitzgerald and Swift. After all, it was Hemmingway who said:

      “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don’t know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.”

      and also:

      “You know that fiction, prose rather, is possibly the roughest trade of all in writing. You do not have the reference, the old important reference. You have the sheet of blank paper, the pencil, and the obligation to invent truer than things can be true. You have to take what is not palpable and make it completely palpable and also have it seem normal and so that it can become a part of experience of the person who reads it.”

      But I’m glad that you’ll have a break. One of my mentors always says, “Lighten up Francis,” from Stripes. It always makes me laugh.



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