Freelance isn’t free. Except for today.

Today’s the day where all of you nervous people come out of hiding and send me work. Then I send it back completed, free of charge. You send me a story or paper, I edit. You send me a copywriting gig, I write. You send me a story that needs consultation, I consult its face off. All for free.

Boogie on over to The Writer page, use the form, and send me the goods. I don’t care how you boogie over there (salsa, waltz, Cupid shuffle) as long as you send me work that counts as pro bono–not to be confused with pro Bono. Any U2 fans out there?

For everyone else who’s like, “Hey! I don’t need no stinking writer! I ain’t no charity case!”

1. You probably do and don’t know it yet (as indicated by your use of double negatives).
2. I always give consolation prizes:

via Novel for a Name:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHl8IqCqza8]

via Alex Giltner:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ]

Profound videos, I know.