Tired of this growing trend in overly-descriptive MPAA ratings, I created a series of fake MPAA film ratings that actually ruin the ending of their films:
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Thank you for writing and posting this 🙂
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Yeah… something like that. I think you get the gist.
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Well that’s good for narrative, but that’s not a comp title in the marketing sense
Also this
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alas i see perfectly. biologically speaking
ah! haha
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