As this is a short post and doesn’t belong on the Substack or really anywhere else, I figure a quick old style blog post works for exploring the candidates of “a ring that’s not for wearing” in the Name of the Wind and Wise Man’s Fear.
Obviously the poems from Kingkiller are littered with innuendo, which has been explored at length elsewhere and we don’t need to get any deeper on that here. First, let’s put the two poems side by side:
Seven things has Lady Lackless
Keeps them underneath her black dress
One a ring that's not for wearing
One a sharp word, not for swearing,
Right beside her husband's candle
There's a door without a handle
In a box, no lid or locks
Lackless keeps her husband's rocks
There's a secret she's been keeping
She's been dreaming and not sleeping
On a road, that's not for traveling
Lackless likes her riddle raveling
And also:
Seven things stand before
The entrance to the Lackless door.
One of them a ring unworn
One a word that is forsworn
One a time that must be right
One a candle without light
One a son who brings the blood
One a door that holds the flood
One a thing tight-held in keeping
Then comes that which comes with sleeping.
1. A bell
As I’ve mentioned before with “The Slow Regard of Silent Things,” which is the dictionary definition of the verb To Moon, Rothfuss loves verbal puns in the riddling context. He gets this from Tolkien more than anything.
So. Could be things that ring like a bell:

2. Or the ringing strings of a bowl harp:
There is a type of court harp that’s literally a bowl:


…and in that case, it’s a ring that must be fingered, no innuendo implied.
3. A universal ring sundial:
I’ve often said that the personification of planetary phenomena is the key to unlocking the series, so this is likely:

4. Or a literal astronomical ring:
Similar to the sun dial, but wearable:


5. A bird band:

6. A burner on an ancient stove:

7. A ring around a planet:
This is where the things start serving multiple purposes.

8. A ring as in arena:


9. A kroužek.
Å or Ů
10. A chemical closed chain.

11. An old measurement for corn.
ring / coomb / half a quarter
12. The twenty-fifth Lenormand card in tarot

13. Rings of a tree

14. A circus ring (for performers)

15. A ring of stones
This shows up often in the piece (and was originally on my handwritten list), but the rings of stone would work:

16. A ring that’s made by naming

The ring of fire specifically again makes me think of an eclipse and the above astronomical rings.
17. Telhu’s Wheel
The ring of iron that binds people to the name of iron.

18. Auri’s gear

As I said, I think it’s likely that a ring that’s not for wearing could look like a ring and yet not be one. For instance, you could make a ring out the rings of a fallen tree that had been felled in a lightning storm and was originally part of a spell cast during the performance in a fighter’s ring, one carved astronomically and representative of the ring in tarot, etc. etc. etc. It need not merely serve one purpose and, as we’ve seen, things with multiple meanings in the series have stronger power.
Happy hunting.
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