Change the L.A. Dodgers to the L.A. Honkers

We, the undersigned, call the management of the L.A. Dodgers to change their name to the L.A. Honkers.

It’s not that Los Angeles had no trolleys when they moved. It’s simply that Robert Moses along with the automotive lobby started turning all the lines into bus lines in 1955. By the time 1963 came, there were no more trains in Los Angeles. Translation: nothing to dodge at all. They might as well have changed their name to the Los Angeles 405 and 101 Interchange Gridlock Honkers. For that’s what Moses did: Robert Moses sold our hometown subway team out to his idyllic town of grey cracked concrete and sable SUV smog.

This petition is set to deliver to every major manager of the L.A. Dodgers.

Change the Dodgers\’s name to the Honkers!

Change the L.A. Dodgers to the L.A. Honkers!

We, the undersigned, call the management of the L.A. Dodgers to change their name to the L.A. Honkers.

It’s not that Los Angeles had no trolleys when they moved. It’s simply that Robert Moses along with the automotive lobby started turning all the lines into bus lines in 1955. By the time 1963 came, there were no more trains in Los Angeles. Translation: nothing to dodge at all. They might as well have changed their name to the Los Angeles 405 and 101 Interchange Gridlock Honkers. For that’s what Moses did: Robert Moses sold our hometown subway team out to his idyllic town of grey cracked concrete and sable SUV smog.

This petition is set to deliver to every major manager of the L.A. Dodgers.



the undersigned
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