I’ve gotten bad Starbucks names over the years, but this one takes the cake. I’ve heard them ask, “What’s your name?”
“Lancelot.”
“You’re welcome, but what’s your name?”
Happens often. Gotten pants, France, chance, Lindsey, lots of things.
But this one’s a first:
I’m officially enrolling as a Stranger Things backup actor as of today.
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Yeah... something like that. I think you get the gist.
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Well that’s good for narrative, but that’s not a comp title in the marketing sense
Also this
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my hindsight is 20/20
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alas i see perfectly. biologically speaking
ah! haha
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Unsure if this is supposed to read as frustration with me or not, particularly with criticism of the military
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