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Rewards for Tap and Die + Harry Rides Preorders

Seconds Left for Preorder Rewards!
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It’s launch month for BOTH Tap and Die and Harry Rides the Danger. 
Both come out on Halloween and they’re both excellent presents for fall birthdays, Halloween fanatics, fall festival presents (such as Jewish High Holidays), and early Christmas presents. We have exactly ONE MONTH to get in 100 preorders

The fabulous Daniel Dorse, frequent narrator and producer of my shorter audiobooks, finished the TAP AND DIE audiobook. 

So let’s sweeten the deal:

The next 50 people who preorder Tap and Die in print will get a free copy of the audiobook thrown in!


That’s right. Preorder now, you get the audiobook version for free. And there are some jokes you can’t get without the audiobook version.

(As always, make sure to forward your receipt to me so I can make sure you get your rewards — and I’ll retroactively apply this to the folks who have already preordered). 

As of right now, no one has claimed that reward. So there are 50 audiobooks up for grabs. Preorder, send me your receipt, and get yours now before they’re gone!

Once we hit 100 preorders, I have a super special stretch goal gift for everyone who has preordered by the release day.If you preorder a copy, reply to this with your receipt or email it to me separate. 

Upside? 

We’re already at 70. 


Here’s the thing. If you preorder hard copies of this book (audiobook en route), you’ll win fabulous awards:


1. If you buy a hard copy of either Tap and Die or Harry Rides the Danger, you get the digital copy of both. AND NOW the next 50 folks to claim this reward will also get a free audiobook of Tap and Die.



2. If you buy a hard copy of BOTH Tap and Die AND Harry Rides the Dangeryou get signed bookplates from me that you can put in the front of your book. If you would prefer, you can mail me your copy with return shipping and your shipping address and I can sign the hardcopy. 


3. If you buy 3 copies of EITHER Tap and Die OR Harry Rides the Danger, you get a personal reading from me. 

4. If you buy 5 copies of Harry Rides the Danger, you get a signed illustration from Tony, the illustrator. 



5. If you buy 10 copies of Tap and Die, you get a 11.81 x 15.75 inches / 30 x 40 cm framed version of the Gergia Cruxworld Map

6. If you buy 20 copies of Tap and Die, you get a 24.02 x 35.83 inches / 61 x 91 cm framed version of the Gergia Cruxworld Map

7. If you buy 100 copies of EITHER Tap and Die OR Harry Rides the Danger, I’ll come to your town for a reading. That’s right — worldwide, I’ll come to you.

(that map, for the record, holds many secrets to The Vale that folks still haven’t discovered)Once we hit 100 preorders, I have a super special stretch goal gift for everyone who has preordered by the release day.

If you preorder a copy, email me your receipt. 


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