Objective: throw a roll of toilet paper through a hanging hoola hoop in front of students crazed on the fumes of homecoming. He’ll do it. He kept telling himself that all the days prior. And guess what? He did! I mean the kids went crazy. He went crazy. He ripped his shirt off because nobody would mind. Attractive people can get away with certain things like this. Until they did mind. The crowd went wild but not as his delusions had motivated. Cries of horror rang as Mr. Roddy, 36 years of age, 8 since his last liposuction, let his blond stomach hairs wave to the many he graded and those he worked beside. He got 10 days of unpaid leave.