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June 25, 2018

EMS stories and EF5 and EFU by Jeremy and Lancelot

Today for Myths, Legends, Folklore and Tall Tales, we’re reading EMS stories and EF5 and EFU by Jeremy and Lancelot. Myths, Legends, Folklore and Tall Tales is another one of my podcasts featuring bedtime story readings — in this case the myths, legends, folklore and tall tales of the world. Now and again, I read one of my own stories or even the chapters of a serialized novel.

EMS stories and EF5 and EFU by Jeremy and Lancelot

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Lancelot Schaubert authored Bell Hammers, which Publisher’s Weekly called “a hoot.” He edits anthologies and journals; produces albums, films, and photo novels; raises funds, friends, and minds for artists. Learn more here.

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