013: For Grandpa Schaubert, On His Eightieth


Like the time we made eight dozen swords
from scraps of short-term fences
like gardens grown in backyard troughs
require all five senses
like smells of Summerfest behind,
of corn dogs, sweets, Budweiser
like sounds of Glory up ahead,
of laughter, song, advisers
like sights of Gateway Arches,
woods, a Florida beach in winter
like tastes of dandelion wine,
of sawdust, sweat, the splinter
like feelings unrelated prior
to the time remembered
like stories told by fireside,
the zappers, s’mores and embers
are eighty thousand moments forged
of laughter, zeal and fable.

We’re here to lap it up with you
as long as you are able.

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For newcomers — a note on 50 @ 25:

Once upon a time, I read that the perfect age for writing quality poetry is twenty-three.  Apparently most of T.S. Elliot’s stuff came out then, the rest of his work being supposedly non-poetic. This resulted in 46 poems written at 23.

These poems came out exponentially faster and faster before my 24th birthday on April 30th – and I had to write in genres spanning from epic ballads to limericks to get 46 in on time. I guess that means, for better or worse, that’s the best poetry I’ll ever write. Sad day.

Who was I kidding?

Milton was blind and oldoooooold—when he publishedParadise Regained. Emily Dickenson was dead when her stuff came out. My favorite stuff from T.S. Elliot came out after his conversion. So yeah, old age is good for poetry too. Look at Burns and Berry.

(Side note: the name “Berry Burns” sounds like a shady car salesman).

Will I keep up this twice-my-age regimen every few years? Who knows, but this year, here’s to 50 poems at 25 to be written exponentially faster until I turn 26 on April Thirtyish. I do it this the second time around as a way to say: “Here’s to living life well before it’s too late.”

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  1. sedula

    Oh, I like this, it is beautiful. I think becasue I did a lot with my Grandpas and one especially did so much outdoors with us! Gardening, fishing, fireworks…fun. The times with my Grandparents as a child are idyllic. Making cider, picking blackberries, playing outside every minute of the day. So amazing.

  2. sedula

    I love this one. I was close with one of my Grandpas and he thought me to garden, fish, press cider, chop wood, pick berries, light fireworks and make ice cream sodas…and that was before I was ten! My time with my Grandparents was a timeless childhood idyll…with woods, apple orchard, horses, a huge vegetable garden, and hours of unsupervised imaginitive play. Oh those amazing summers, and holidays. In the winter, my grandfather made fudge and hand dipped buttercreams. WOW!

    This is one of the reasons I love poetry, a mere pocketful of words can be so evocative. And it is enough.

    1. lanceschaubert

      PRESS CIDER?!?! I want to learn. Love that word “pomace.” Yeah, that’s how mine felt, and I’m glad it evoked the same.

      Mission accomplished.

      1. sedula

        What? The first post totally didn’t go through so I wrote another one. Redundant much? Yeesh. Oh well I doubly endorse my Grandpa then!

        1. lanceschaubert

          No big. Double endorsement achievement unlocked!

  3. sedula

    The pic is Doberman but I had to register or something and it used my old wordpress account. Weird. Ah well…..

    1. lanceschaubert

      Hmm… No big deals.

    2. lanceschaubert

      BTW — I have it set so that I need to approve an author, but then they’re free to post at will. You get free reign to comment if you’ve been approved under an account, but if you comment under a different one, I’ll have to approve it first before anything shows up.



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