facebook sonnet by sherman alexie

The Facebook Sonnet by Sherman Alexie

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As I beefed up my submission for Chrysallis‘ next issue Patterns, I tried to catch up on way-overdue poetry reads, digging through old New Yorkers, searching for the last three Missouri Reviews and getting a bit further in my copy of the Anthology of American Literature. Side note: does anyone here understand Carl Sandburg?

I flipped open the May 16th issue of the New Yorker (you know, the one with the penciled image of Osama Bin Laden’s face that’s been erased?) and stumbled upon a gem. It’s true to sonnets, true to the time, ancient and modern at once. More than this, it’s a scathing rebuke of our Facebooking world.

Alexie condenses his sonnet into wrap-around, vicious phrases like “welcome to the endless high-school/Reunion,” and “Let’s undervalue and unmend/The present.” He’s honest and brutal and healing when he asks, “Why can’t we pretend/Every stage of life is the same?” and when he finishes, “Let’s sign up, sign in, and confess/Here at the altar of loneliness.”

It’s a poem about how we’ve come to exploit the last and greatest commons — that of relationships. That of life and death, of love and hatred. We’ve decided to expose the most sacred parts of our lives and have found ourselves naked and ashamed. Check it out.

 

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  1. Liz

    While this poem sounds really great and I will most definitely look for it in our giant stack of The New Yorker, I just have to mention that Sherman Alexie is a male, not a female, as you refer to “her sonnet.” I hate to be annoying, but just thought you might like to know 🙂 I heard him speak at my college a few years ago and I enjoy his work immensely.

    1. lanceschaubert

      Thanks, Liz. I had no idea, but after two of these have corrected the error. This was my first jump into his work.

  2. bstarblog

    Sherman Alexie is a man.

    1. lanceschaubert

      so true. My bad. Thanks, bstar.

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  4. doberman

    I have met Mr. Alexie! He is from ’round these parts. I have been to some of his readings and he spoke at a conference. A guy I used to work with payed basketball with him a lot.

    1. lanceschaubert

      That’s fabulous! Yeah, I heard they do a lot of readings up in the northeast – something I’ve always evied about Seattle and Portland. Is he a nice guy? Fun? Engaging?

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  7. The Infected Papercut

    Hi great reading your bblog

    1. Lancelot Schaubert

      thanks!



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