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  • 047: Things to Bring Tonight

    burlap sack. guns (those pistols and the shotgun). stuff for making bruises. chair. shop lamps. crappy rope. a sharp kitchen knife. dry ice… chocolate syrup. a generator. the script. your camera. the director’s chair. oh, and fedoras. Lots of fedoras and overcoats. }{ For newcomers — a note on 50 @ 25: Once upon a…

  • 046: Sounds Forced

    “Don’t ever force it,” They say about the arts, meaning for this, for me in the right here right meow, don’t force poetry. DON’TFORCEPOETRY!!!!!!!!!!! ! But forced times call for forced measures. Like the way Spiderman’s forcing you to think: DR.PEPPERDR.PEPPERDR.PEPPER when he shoots DR.PEPPERDR.PEPPERDR.PEPPER webs across his room at a DR.PEPPERDR.PEPPERDR.PEPPER can. that’s more…

  • 045: A New Era

      My birthday the end of an era of poetry …again.   era: a long and distinct period of history with a particular feature or characteristic   Mid 17th cent from late Latin plural of aes as in aer— for “money, counter” AND DON’T YA KNOW wouldn’t ya know it didn’t you see it coming?…

  • 044: The Lavender, The Milk, and The Turf they Share

      Two hemispheres of lavender purple parentheses two currents of clover blooms clockwise cranking, head after tail after head royal field around the base of a bulb globe Dogwood crosssections up, down, right, left, tangledrootedin green below and between buffer of fertility Dogwood smells like the clover’s type clover erect like the Dogwood’s type bent…

  • 042: On the Righteous and Unrighteous Alike

    Three hawks I saw & a crow on a day when the rain drizzled down from the shroud overcast on our hills, wings in spray, wings (brown tops, white bottoms, farmers’s tans) weighed with water or now dripping, dripping inken-black, now flinging ringlets of rain as they dove into blades of the green (also wet)…

  • 041: Incognito

    Don’t want the fame or the fortune, just want to die great. Don’t want to make it rain, Don’t want you to remember my name, just want to meet my fate. Don’t want shelter from poverty, Don’t want to be a celebrity, Don’t want the press to acknowledge me, just want my tale to run…

  • 040: Why We Will Never Make Artificial Intelligence

    Watch me work: I’m going to make a statue from created things. See there? Made it. I’m going to make three statues out of clay marble steel. See there? Made it. I’m going to make a statue of an older me making three statues of clay marble steel. See there? Made it. I’m going to…

  • Ad Campaign for 9art Photography

    Ad Campaign for 9art Photography

    Wrote some copy for 9art Photography’s new ad campaign (design by Matt Spiel). You Jopliners may see some of these around town soon: Join this guild of renegade imaginations. :: sign up for email encouragement ::

  • 038: [title redacted]

    This isn’t a poem, it’s a regular post. Sometimes when you write, you end up writing so honestly that your words are too inflammatory, personal, or polemical to share. It’s not like you lied and got embarrassed about the lie. Rather, the thoughts and words are too fresh, too new, too immature — in the…

  • 037: ランスロットの探求 (a heroic haiku)

    in humble deference to my friends in Osaka who speak the language better Lance yawns bed of leaves nuzzling dreams: Go. (cold air waking) enters in foreign woods blooming blooms too: hot, high, hardy. takes light. gets “Go,” harvest of Goes brimming costs cuts: cold air comes, steals Goes. back again: bed of blooms waking…

  • 035: The Preacher’s Word Abided

    A mouse may save a squeak, sir, A wife your love and cheek, sir, Your neighbor rumor’s tale, sir, Your friend save humor, ale, sir, An abbot, goods and role. But see, there’s one who’s able by squeak, cheek, ale and fable; It ever was decided: The Preacher’s word abided, will save your very soul.…

  • 036: Making Noise or “The Self-Replicating Nanobot that Consumes Everything While Replicating itself, Leaving the Entire World in an Amorphous Blob of Grey-Goo”

    I am going to write 1,000 words. Ready? This is one-thousand words in one paragraph, it’s awesome. This is one-thousand words in one paragraph, it’s awesome. This is one-thousand words in one paragraph, it’s awesome. This is one-thousand words in one paragraph, it’s awesome. This is one-thousand words in one paragraph, it’s awesome. This is…