Some folks didn’t realize a couple years back, I secretly released a movie spoiler podcast called Rancid with Jeremiah Jones, Matt Otey, and my ever-present partner in crime, Mark Neuenschwander. Here’s episode zero, which sort of featured fantastic beasts spoilers.
As per usual, I don’t take responsibility for everything my collaborators say. But I did have fun with these Fantastic Beasts spoilers, so there’s that.
You can also find it on:
- Spotify
- Apple Podcasts
- Google Podcasts
- Amazon Music + Audible
- Podcast Addict
- Deezer
- Player FM
- Podchaser
- Listen Notes
- If you have another platform you prefer, drop me a comment below and I’ll reply with the link.
We basically had a few assumptions going into this podcast, especially this episode full of Fantastic Beasts spoilers:
- Matt didn’t have time to watch movies.
- Mark and I wanted to spoil movies for Matt to save him time and money.
- Mark took this too seriously and thought we would meticulously describe everything in detail to Matt, somehow saving him time.
- I assumed we would forget virtually everything significant about the film and that the spoiler wouldn’t be that great, so we’d joke around.
- We argued. Took some things seriously. Made some jokes. Achieved a nice blend, I think. The spoiler is half the length of the film, which shows it’s actually exceedingly difficult to properly spoil something. That’s kind of the point: our culture is over obsessed with viewer and reader virginity. I highlighted this in my MPAA Spoilers post.
- I was sick and full of steroids because of a severe reaction to poison sumac, which can also be seen below.
This is my face.
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