Lancelot Schaubert

Lancelot Schaubert authored Bell Hammers, which Publisher’s Weekly called “a hoot.” He is a full voting member of the Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers Association. He edits anthologies and journals; produces albums, films, graphic novels, picture books, and photo novels; raises funds, friends, and minds for artists. Learn more here.

Tara Schaubert

The momma bear of this circus. A knitter, a cropper, a maker, and the bride of my man Lance. Excited to finally share some of my words with you.

Is Murakami a one trick pony? A dialog on writers. As ponies. Turning Tricks.

I texted Kendall a note circulating on Substack by  Alex and Vincenzo Barney quoting a professor who accused Murakami of being a one trick pony. I texted him for two reasons: one, Kendall loves Murakami and I haven’t read a single paragraph of the author; two, to troll Kendall into his first post here. It’s a dialog and it’s

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  • Is Murakami a one trick pony? A dialog on writers. As ponies. Turning Tricks.
  • Elizabeth Bear Interview
  • Mocha Blocked — Cold Brewed 006
  • Murder Face — Cold Brewed 005
  • Milker — Cold Brewed 004
  • Cold Brewed 003 — Spent Grounds
  • Cold Brewed 002 — Dosing
  • Cold Brewed 001 — Hard Water

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