Tag: dialog
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JOHNNY CAGE OF MORTAL KOMBAT CALLS 911
“911 operator, what’s your emergency?” “I inhaled a fireball.” “Okay where are you?” “Oh god, I don’t know… I… I swallowed a fireball, what do I do?” “Stay calm.” “Okay, okay. BUT IT’S A FIREBALL.” “Right. Where are you?” “Liu Kang’s dojo. Our summer barbecue kind of got out of hand…” “Out of hand how?”…
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Storyssentials: Dialect
“De man ain’t asleep — he’s dead. You hold still — I’ll go en see.” He went, and bent down and looked, and says: “It’s a dead man. Yes, indeedy; naked, too. He’s ben shot in de back. I reck’n he’s ben dead two er three days. Come in, Huck, but doan’ look at his face —…
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Fletching the Sandman’s Arrows
“What’s your name?” “Fletch.” “What’s your full name?” “Fletcher.” “What’s your first name?” “Irwin.” “What?” “Irwin Fletcher. People call me Fletch.” “Irwin Fletcher, I have a proposition to make to you. I will give you a thousand dollars for just listening to it. If you decide to reject the proposition, you take the thousand dollars,…