published works of Lancelot Schaubert

Published Works

I update the list when I publish works under Lancelot Schaubert, so check back often ::

(some pseudonymous works listed here as well)

  • “When Timbers Start” in The New Haven Review (short story, 2017)
  • “Why Christian Missionaries Oppose Trump’s Muslim Ban” in Red Letter Christians (article, March 2017)
  • “Working Titles” in Writer UnBoxed (article, January 2017)
  • “Why Do Readers Skip Your Details?” in Historical Writers of America (article, TBD)
  • “An Outline for Pantsers” in Writer’s Digest (article, November 3 2016)
  • “Reading People (and Writing Them Too) in Author in Progress (article, Fall 2016)
  • “Give Me Your Tired” in Hatch (short story, Fall 2016)
  • “Why I Refuse to Register to Vote” in Red Letter Christians (article, 12 August 2016)
  • “The Pretenders” in Encounter (short story, 5 June 2016)
  • “Talecraft” in Writer UnBoxed (article, 15 April 2016)
  • “The Seat of Love” in Encounter (short story, 6 March 2016)
  • “The Work and the Sadness” in Astrohaus (article, February 2016)
  • The Joplin Undercurrent (photonovel commissioned by Missouri Tourism Board, February 2016)
  • “Schematic for Sculpting Language” in 2016 Poet’s Market (article, January 2016)
  • “Phonebanking for Introverts” in (article, 29 January 2016)
  • “Not in Hoarding” in Encounter (short story, 6 December 2015)
  • “Old Books > New Books” in Writer Unboxed (article — 30 November 2015)
  • “Bought it for a Song” in The Misty Review (short story, September 2015)
  • The Elevator Out in Carnival Magazine (digital children’s book created with Allen Forrest, September 2015)
  • “Quit the Unshared” in Encounter (short story, 13 September 2015)
  • “What Cliché Is” in Writer Unboxed (article – August 24th, 2015)
  • “The Glass Bridge” in Encounter (short story, June 7th 2015)
  • “Proof They’re Gullible” in Encounter (short story, March 25th 2015)
  • “The Prelude to Courage” in Encounter (short story, January 2015)
  • “What Dungeons and Dragons Taught Me About Story Conflict” in Writer Unboxed (article – December 6th, 2014)
  • “Portrait of the Nonartist” (short story – 2014)
  • “The Face Looking In” in Brink (short story – November 1st, 2014)
  • “Earth Swallowed” (short story – 2014)
  • “Pigment” in Seven Seemingly Unconnected Stories (short story – 2014)
  • “The Grounded Transfer Student” Seven Seemingly Unconnected Stories (short story – 2014)
  • “The Things We Carry” Seven Seemingly Unconnected Stories (short story – 2014)
  • “The Dust-Cloaked Weaver” Seven Seemingly Unconnected Stories (short story – 2014)
  • “Carry Cannons by Our Sides” Seven Seemingly Unconnected Stories (short story – 2014)
  • “Enough is Enough” in Encounter (short story, November 2014)
  • “What to Do When Your Backpack’s Full of Cash” in RLC (article, October 22, 2014)
  • “Hate Ceases by Love” in Encounter (article, October 2014)
  • “That Director” in Encounter (short story, Summer 2014)
  • Brother Doug – limited run of 12 self-published copies (novelette, March 20th 2014)
  • “Jesus the Drunkard” in Red Letter Christians (article, February 27th 2014)
  • “Concerning this Nonsense of ‘I Wish I Could Do More'” in Red Letter Christians (article, February 15th 2014)
  • “Why Dual Citizenship = Treason” in Red Letter Christians (article, February 6th 2014)
  • Cold Brewed – a story in words and pictures on iPad (photonovel, January 2014)
  • “Will Do” in Write Place at the Write Time (2013)
  • Slice of Life – mixed-media novel published by Nobel Beast on iPad (poetry, December 2013)
  • “No Room” in Encounter (article, December 2013)
  • “How Understanding the Internet Changed My Relationships” in Red Letter Christians (article, July 24th 2013)
  • “Love Your Crooked Neighbor with Your Crooked Heart” in Encounter (article, Summer 2013)
  • “Poker in the Pokey” in World Series of Poker edition of Poker Pro (cowritten with C. Lance Williams, June 2013)
  • “An Open Letter to Arabic Labials” in McSweeney’s (nonfiction humor, March 2013)
  • “The List” in Encounter (article, March 2013)
  • “Remember My Death” in Encounter (article, March 2013)
  • Life After Aesthetics – self-published on Kindle (apologetics book, December 2012)
  • “Reconsidering Word of Mouth” on (article, June 2012)
  • “To Prevail or ‘How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Flak'” in Hollywood and Vine (article, June 2012)
  • “Concerning Word of Mouth” in O. J. Newsletter (article, June 2012)
  • “Poker in the Pokey” in Poker Pro (cowrite this article with a felon under the shared pen name Thom Schriver, June 2012)
  • “Stamping the Name” in Encounter (article, May 2012)
  • “Bottom Secret: The New Self-Disclosure” in Stake (article, 2011)
  • “Mars is Bright” in Harry Potter for Nerds by Unlocking Press (article, 2011)
  • “Apologies for Apologists” in Christian Standard (article, 2011)
  • “Apologies for Apologists” in Stake (article, 2011)
  • “Jesus the Drunkard” in Stake (article, 2011)
  • “Lady Liberty: American Idol” in Stake (article, 2011)
  • “Everything New Under the Sun” in Stake (article, 2011)
  • “23 Confessions” in Stake (article, 2011)
  • “Loose-Lipped Tightwads” in Stake (article, 2011)
  • “God & the Creative Imagination” in Stake (article, 2011)
  • Whispers in Green – limited run of 7 self-published copies (poetry book, 2009)
  • “Earl Grey” in CC&D (short story, 2009)
  • “Earl Grey” in SCARS Pub (short story, 2009)
  • The Torture of One Poet – limited run of 7 self-published copies (nonfiction book, February 7th 2009)
  • Open Doors – limited run of 4 self-published copies (poetry book, December 25th 2008)
  • “Fallen Autumn Playhouse” in SPQ Anthology (poetry, 2008)
  • “Fallen Autumn Playhouse” in SP Quill (poetry, 2008)
  • “Mom, Babe, Snake” in Doxa (poetry, 2007)
  • “Rise of the Mourning Sun” in Doxa (poetry, 2007)
  • “Poem 5” in Doxa (poetry, 2007)
  • “Love’s Four Seas” in Doxa (poetry, 2007)
  • “Sea of Glass” in Doxa (poetry, 2007)
  • “The Other Man” in Salve (poetry, 2007)
  • Newt – limited run of 25 self-published copies (graphic novel, 2005)
  • “Hope’s Required” in Thoughtwell (poetry, 2005)
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    1. Thanks /u/literaryellymay !

      Initially I had links, I took them down because most of these stories are actually contained in the “books and stories” dropdown list above ^ and then subsequently linked to the original in there. I was hoping to add almost everything on here to the site in time, but haven’t gotten there yet.

      So you’re probably right. I should at least link to the other pages from here. Websites are never finished, you know…

      Thanks again.

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