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Storyssentials: World Building

Ever look at one of these, these, these or these?

Fantasy writers perfect cartography. We have Tolkien to think for that, for he coined the phrase “cartographic writing” – writing from the map. You create the world, the mythology of the world and then you write with a character inside that world. Unfortunately, many fantasy writers focus so long on the what and the where that they neglect the who and the why questions. Good answers to these questions create great stories. Today, we turn to the fantasy writers to teach us about trade, authority, ceremony, and ethics.

Trade

What can your characters do to make a living? Awhile back on Twitter, I asked people to list out medieval professions. Piper, KarlMatt and I came up with the following list:

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Storyssentials: Antagonize

When I was young, my brother and I could get one another into trouble if we needed attention or if life bored us. My brother would steal stuff and hide it, I would give him wedgies or worse. I laugh now because I strive to lead a peaceful home, strive to keep my cool and strive to plant gentleness and joy and ultimately fun wherever I go. But that’s not always the case.

Unfortunately sometimes, just like then, I get bored or need attention or need to feel heard or ache for respect and honor. When I was a kid, I’d give my little brother a wedgie or hide a bag full of his year-old Halloween candy and call it good. Mom’s response?

Quit antagonizing your brother!

She meant, “Quit escalating things, Lance. Quit stirring crap up. Quit harassing him – especially since the tone of our household was peaceful/fun/creative/controlled/kind a moment ago. Antagonism escalates things at home, in interpersonal conversation, in the world and basically everywhere else. But what antagonism achieves is integrity. I’m using “integrity” broader than normal. Normally I mean  integrated, whole, uncompromising, good. For the characters in your novel I mean consistent. The framework. Integrity, for our purposes here, means what lies at the core. Want to see consistently what kind of man I am? Look at what I chose to do when my brother or best friend or wife or father or school antagonized me and opposed what I wanted most. That’s the measure of my integrity – my choices when faced with antagonism.

Your protagonist is only as good as your antagonist.

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Storyssentials: Emotional Structure

Our stories breed three species of emotion.

These three species unearth the temperament of our stories and life perspective as we write. One species, the Cynic, rides the downward trend of the world. The Cynic sees everything ending stoic and stark. Another, the Visionary, envisions an uphill battle. There’s a hill to charge. Once we take it and stand on top, we shall all be kings. The last species, the Paradoxical, trusts neither in hope nor revels in despair but meditates on the fascinating contradiction called “life.” He thinks you can get your true love, but only if you die for her. You might achieve success in the financial world, but only after you sell your soul. You could earn honor for your family by submitting yourself to public disgrace.

These three species (The Cynic, The Visionary, The Paradoxical) influence every realm of story: novels, screenplays, plays, documentaries, old radio, commercials, TV series, the miniseries and narrative performance art. They “prove” their ideas through subtle swelling swings in emotion:

Whatever drives your current work, whatever thought you aspire to smuggle into your audience’s mind, start on the opposite end of the emotional spectrum. Your story will swing wider and deeper, back and forth between the positive and negative ends of your story spectrum until climax. Some stories end up, some end down and some end with the bittersweetness of real life – both beautiful and grotesque, wonderful and awful. Continue reading

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Rarer Books

Started selling pre-loved books. Yuppers.

Some of them are rare, like the EARLY printing of volume one of the Hardy Boys series or the buns-old copy of Kipling’s Wee Willie Winkie or the hilariously titled When a Man’s a Man (to which I started to add “danggit!” in bold sharpie until I realized that’d take about $200 off the value of the book).

For those of you that like reading or that want to show support, you can purchase thusly. That’s right, thusly.

  1. Click.
  2. When A–>Z window opens, click on the “1 available” link or look for “Roundtable Books” in the seller list.
  3. Show me the money. Seriously, just take a picture of it and send it to Amazon, I’m sure they’ll accept it.
  4. I’ll ship it to you with smiley faces and packing peanuts (my other fave).

Instead of ranting and raving about how I get to sell the coolest friggin’ old books, I’ll let you go on one rabid clicking frenzy:

Make Disciples A History of the Church from Pentecost to Present  The Sinister Sign Post (Hardy Boys Series #15) 
The Short-Wave Mystery (Hardy Boys, Book 24)  The Clue of the Broken Blade (Hardy Boys, Book 21)  The calling of Dan Matthews
The Winning of Barbara Worth by Harold Bell Wright Hardback 1911  A Son of His Father / by Harold Bell Wright  The House on the Cliff (Hardy Boys, Book 2)  Continue reading
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Storyssentials: Protagonist

Ever watch a fat soprano shatter a wine glass with her voice?

It’s called resonant frequency – the pitch at which something vibrates. Everything has it – the table I’m typing on, the car keys hanging from my carribeaner and the engine block on my car that, judging by the smell of burning rubber, may or may not need a check up.

Friggin’ serpentine belts…

Vocal chords vibrate a column of air to its resonant frequency, allowing the sound to fill your mouth with song and then enter the world by leaving your sound hole. I wonder if musical mothers ever use that phrase in vain? “Shut your sound hole!” If the frequency exiting your sound hole matches the exact resonant frequency of, say, a glass? BUM-CHINSH go shards and wine all over your table.

The glass says “that sounds like me” and explodes in an emotional encounter. Protagonists are the songs we writers sing, the notes that resonate deep in the caverns of our readership’s soul. Each of us is a glass begging to find something that “sounds like me.”

Protagonists come good or bad, evil or righteous, living right or dead wrong. They can be rich or poor, powerful or weak, accepted or rejected. Regardless of looks, they must resonate. They must sound like us often enough that when their story finds the breaking point at climax, we too shatter. Analysts dub that phenomenon “catharsis” – our human desire to discharge emotion in one satisfying purge.

I offer four solid words to describe protagonists: volition, ambition, predisposition, qualification, and fortune. Continue reading

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Storyssentials: Research

All good stories start like all good speeches – in the hard chair. You know the kind: wooden, no thoracic support on your back, flat on your butt. You will shift in this chair once every twelve minutes. If you don’t shift in this chair once every twelve minutes, it’s because we’re talking about two entirely different chairs.

Hard chairs seldom occupy our living rooms and dens. They hide out in libraries, coffee shops, and offices. In the hard chair, we dig through slush piles of info, hoping to find diamonds in the rough. In the hard chair, we prep for the soft chairs.

Here’s the thing: I used to believe in writer’s block. Then Rothfuss said, “Plumbers don’t get plumber’s block,” and I started to think, “Well yeah, but…”

Aspiring writers say, “I have nothing to write about.” Maxwell recounts how people come up to him declaring their aspirations to write. He asks them what they’ve written and they typically answer, “nothing yet, but I’ve got a lot of ideas.” Maxwell’s response?

Writers write. Painters paint. Leaders lead. You want to be a writer? Then write.

Yeah, but what about? Whether from fear of jump-starting a career or from “writer’s block,” writers eventually have nothing to write about. They have nothing to say. Research heals that festering wound. Three worlds give us material and we’ve got to travel to all three to get good research. We have to hit the books, dream it up and reminisce. Continue reading

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Bottom Secret: The New Self-Disclosure

Their stories evoked laughter, tears and head-nods. Their stories moved us regardless of a good telling or literary profundity.

Their stories moved us because they were theirs.

I refer to the terminus of Mark Scott’s seminar on Self-Disclosure. At that point, Dr. Scott invited us to share our stories – the ones that mattered. Mark received his DMin in the self-disclosure of sermonizers. He calls it “the collective lean-in” – that moment where the audience realizes that the speaker’s sharing something personal, something immanent, something that happened to them. “I was on my way to Vegas. . .” and the audience sets aside their doodles to listen.

But unmitigated disclosure does more harm than good, according to Mark. Things like, “share your scars, not open wounds,” taught us how to leave our current struggles off the stage. Mark compelled us to unbosom our scars, citing ancient texts. One black book under his arm betrays the fruit of his study, its yellow highlights accenting characters who spill the beans.

Psychotherapists listen. People need to share their heart more than they need advice, so counselors help people by letting others feel heard. Sharing, in this context, is caring – especially letting others share.

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White and Blue Take Over

I used to think that blue and white was my favorite color combo. Now I’m unsure. Did some study come out telling people to use blue and white in their logos?! A la:

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Free Books from Worldbuilders 2011


This is a Worldbuilders blog.

Basically that means a bunch of us nerds have already raised over $100,000 for sustainable poverty relief. Every $10 you donate enters your name into a lottery to win hundreds of prizes.

“Did you say ‘HUNDREDS,’ Lance?”

HUNDREDS!”

Maybe even thousands.

For space’s sake, I can’t list all of the books, movies, TV shows, cool autographs, monies and other cool schwag but here are some of this week’s takings – books by the same publisher as The Name of the Wind:

“Nnedi Okorafor continues her epic journey into literary greatness. She manages to create worlds within worlds, stories that feel timeless, in language and settings we have not seen before.” — Luis Alberto Urrea, bestselling author and Pulitzer Prize finalist.

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Worldbuilders 2011

Fundraiser ThermometerAs a team, we’ve already raised over $96,000 for world poverty relief!

Every year, hyper-nerds ban together with Patrick Rothfuss to provide better solutions to worldwide poverty, lifting people above the poverty bracket and giving them a chance for a future.

Pat matches 50% of whatever we donate AND creates a sort of lottery by which donors win many many prizes – prizes like complete firefly seasons, signed copies of the guild, HUNDREDS of books, readings by Neil Gaiman, etc. All that at his site.

We here at literating talk about more than fantastic worlds. We try and work through issues in our own world like generosity, greed and poverty. Well here’s the chance to shine, people. I set us a goal with the Worldbuilders team of $500. Having never hosted this before, I have no idea if that’s too small or big, so let’s just meet the goal and then I’ll raise the bar! Tweet, retweet, whatever – but get the word out and donate! Let’s give a Happy New Year to people in need.

We partner with Heifer international. Here’s the basics:

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SOPA and the Comic Book Industry

I never reblog these days, but this post is THAT important:

SOPA and the Comic Book Industry.

Here’s an excerpt:

On Friday, news broke that Marvel Entertainment and Disney both support the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), H.R. 3261.  That legislation in the House of Representatives as well as it’s similar sister legislation in the Senate, the Protect IP Act (PIPA), S. 968 and S. 978, is the latest effort of copyright holders to crack down on the rampant piracy online.  Both pieces of legislation are broken and would do little other than to stifle technical innovation and free speech, but that hasn’t stopped the entertainment industry from spending over $1.9 million to get the legislation passed.

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Letter to the Editor

To James Wood,

You wrote in the November 7th, 2011 issue of the New Yorker that “our libraries are universal legacies pretending to be individual ones.” I liked this.

However, I borrowed the same title from multiple collectors, each time recognizing new notation and emphasis among the pages. Libraries are all legacies, but whether we recognize them for their individuality depends on how often the owner shares with others, how often he gives physical copies of his books away. Stagnant libraries become universal legacies, products of some proverbial book factory. Continue reading

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Boys will Kiss Boys…

I kiss guys.

No I’m not gay. No it’s not sexual. I just greet other men with kisses. Oh, it’s not every man I meet – only close friends that know me. The ones who know me seem not to mind. The ones that did mind at first are fine with it now and often kiss me back. No, not on the lips. I reserve those for my wife and grandmother.

I picked it up from hanging out with Arabs my summer as a college freshman. In Arabic (and many other honor-shame) cultures, men greet men with kisses. In Lebanon, it’s three on alternating cheeks: right, left, right. Don’t mix up the order  or you might end up making out with some old Lebanese doctor. In parts of Saudi, they alternate kisses on the tips of their noses. Bosnians and some Serbians do two kisses. I think Greeks do the same, or perhaps I’m conjuring up a scene (real or imagined) from My Big Fat Greek Wedding. It’s an intimate greeting between close friends. Continue reading

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SKYRIM, Rehab and Dying by the Sword

I used to be a gamer.

By “gamer” mean more than playing video games. Travis Sweeney helped build my first computer to run Half Life 2 and CS2. That was before Portal , before the zombie mods that grandfathered endless zombie mode in Modern Warfare. I attended LAN parties. For one whole semester, I was nocturnal. I tried the free version of WOW, but couldn’t afford the monthly fee (thank God). I trace my gaming heritage back to Super Mario, Sonic, Zelda and even my friend Andy’s Oddysey which ran things link pong and my dad’s Commodore. We frequented arcades for the stand-up joystick version of X-Men, Pac Man and Marvel VS. Capcom.

Twas more than Perfect Dark, Time Splitters and Earthworm Jim.
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