Lance Schaubert

Lance Schaubert’s a regular guy just like you. Unless you’re a gal. Then he’s more of a masculine, less-graceful version of you.

Let’s try again…

Lance writes, reads and critiques partly because T.S. Elliot told him it’s human (like breathing), and mostly because he’s far more ignorant than you and wants to catch up. (He really means that. He told me to tell you so).

He invents on occasion, and learns random new past times as they arise. He tries to share the opinions of those censored by the majority, but sometimes he ends up writing opinionated posts that get censored instead. Because of this, he tries to take time to shut up and ask the experts what they know about his random interests.

He’s the ignorant one, remember?

More importantly, he nerds out all over this blog, his Pinterest, his Goodreads account and anything else he can get his geeky hands on. (He gets excited easy).

He also follows Jesus and loves the church, but he’s not a fan of the baggage that comes with the word “Christian.” Religion, government, politics, money, manipulation and hypocrisy find themselves at the end of his barrel, but people and truth and love take deep roots in his heart. That’s why he wants to be a pastor some day too: to help people transform tragedy into comedy just like he tries to do now.

This site’s the fusion of vocational twins: a writer and a pastor. It’s weird, I know, but he hopes that this About page erases the need for him to talk in the third person.

Much love.

(this thing's called a monogram. It's my initials: LTMS).